Mario goes postal

You would too if every time you thought you were gonna get laid for rescuing princess, her little asshole friend jumped out and said "Sorry princess is in another Castle" Fuckin little mushroom dildo

Thundercats outtakes

My gawd, this is awesome! I love Thundercats when they curse....

To you

since you wrote a poem, that made me feel warm and gooey, I decided to put up lyrics that made me think of you. I cant write, so.......

I will Possess Your Heart by Death Cab for Cutie

How I wish you could see the potential, the potential of you and me.
Its like a book elegantly bound but in a language that you can't read, just yet.

You gotta spend some time, love. You gotta spend some time with me,
and I know that you'll find love, I will possess your heart.
You gotta spend some time, love. You gotta spend some time with me,
and I know that you'll find love, I will possess your heart.

There are days when outside your window, I see my reflection as I slowly pass
And I long for this mirrored perspective when we'll be lovers, lovers at last.

You gotta spend some time, love. You gotta spend some time with me,
and I know that you'll find love, I will possess your heart.
You gotta spend some time, love. You gotta spend some time with me,
and I know that you'll find love, I will possess your heart.

I will possess your heart.
I will possess your heart.

You reject my advances and desperate plea. I won't let you let me down so easily. So easily

You gotta spend some time, love. You gotta spend some time with me,
and I know that you'll find love, I will possess your heart.
You gotta spend some time, love. You gotta spend some time with me,
and I know that you'll find love, I will possess your heart.
You gotta spend some time, love. You gotta spend some time with me,
and I know that you'll find love, I will possess your heart.


I will possess your heart.
I will possess your heart.
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So Two Face looks F'd Up

yeah thats right! I gotta new picture of two face from the new Dark Knight movie. so if you dont wanna see it, dont read this shit. If you wanna see it, I know Im awesome. So now I bring to you, TWO FACE......

Arnold is the COMMENTATOR!

No word necessary to describe, enjoy our governor.......

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Im in the New Spiderman Cartoon

So Sean Galloway happens to be one of my best friends, he also designed the new Spectacular Spiderman cartoon on the kids WB (which is fucking awesome!). So yeah, he put me in the intro. Approximately 3 seconds into the vid i provided, Spiderman is punching a thug with a mohawk on one of the newspapers. Yeah thats me. Enjoy!

Gi JOe the Movie Update

So its no secret that I made friends in the industry. So they passed me this hidden clip from the new GI JOE Movie. Play it fast Ill probably take it down soon.

Keiji Mutoh Wins IWGP Championship!!

Thats right, he won it. How did he win it while hes in All Japan prowrestling and not New Japan Pro Wrestling? I dont know and I dont give a fuck because he is the single reason why I prowrestle. If you dont know who Keiji Mutoh is I'm gonna educate your ass.
First he started out as The Great Muta:

The became Keiji Mutoh:


so this is my next tattoo

2nd Iron Man cameo!?!?!?

So if youre awesome, like me, then you obviously saw Iron Man and saw the Nick Fury cameo after the credits. Fuck you if you didnt and fuck you if you just said "Thanks for not putting spoiler warnings" well fuck you this aint no goddamn forum. well anyway, i was at joblo.com and came across this(which I think is awsome btw):

Most of us have seen or at least heard of the cameo Sam Jackson makes in IRON MAN as Nick Fury recruiting Tony Stark for the "Avenger Initiative" but did any of you also happen to notice that when Stark is taking his suit off after his dogfight with the F-22's, off to the left on his workbench, can be seen what appears to be some sort of prototype of Captain America's shield? The folks at io9 were astute enough to catch this little nugget and you can click through for a bigger version of the below pic to ascertain whether or not this is really the shield. What do you guys think? credit: Omar Aviles

Oh and I thought this was great

Back in the Game

Hey yall i promise from now on, its all about the blog. So im gonna blog on this bitch everyday. Its a goal i have and intend to keep. So whats new? Well I lost like 23 pounds in the last 2 months, but now i dont have a gym membership because i have a friend, who shall remain nameless, who did not pay the fees. So looks like im gonna be working out at the gym at work. Its cool cause that shits free. In other news, Im also getting ready for my big pro wrestling comeback in october for www.newwaveprowrestling.com A new and improved me will be in full effect and ready to kick ass. Also I recently went up tp L.A. to spend a day with a kick ass woman. It was an awesome day, we went to the santa monica promenade and the venice beach boardwalk. I really feel comfortable around her and I can totally be myself. We like a lot of the same stuff and she laughs at my jokes, so only the future knows whats in store.
Until next time....

-Big Chris

Its been a while since......

I've posted on here. Well alotta stuff has happened in the last few months that have changed my life forever and affected my life. In the beginning of the year I found out that the shitty ass retail store, that I gave my all to for 3 years, was being closed. This in hindsight was not such a bad thing. The only problem was: great now I have to find a job thats not retail. So I decided that for a month I would live off of unemployment and take a vacation that i deserved. Those that know me, know I haven't taken a vacation since I was 19. So it felt good to do nothing, as boring as it was, and casually look for a job. Well lo and behold, into my 3rd week of "vacation" I gotta call from Geico. Long story short, I'm now typing to as a professional licensed insurance agent. Its hands down the best company I've worked for. They really make you feel like they care about your well being. Plus the benefits and pay are awesome. So shortly after receiving my first paycheck, I get a call from my roommate telling me that he's moving to LA with his girlfriend, great know I have to find a place to live. That actually didn't take very long. I found a place in Mira Mesa that's pretty close to my work. So it ended up being a better situation. But, the place didn't have internet. So I've had internet for less than a week. Man I cannot, I repeat, cannot live without internet. Well back to the history lesson at hand, less than a week before I moved, I received a call from my sister. A call from my sister that I would have never expected. She called to tell me our father died. I was speechless. My dad was in great shape and took care of himself. Even now I still can't express how I actually feel with words. But its a strange feeling. I feel like now I know how he always wanted me to feel. Its been along time since I've truly been happy. My dad was always a happy man, even when he didn't have a reason to be. He would always laugh until he cried, even now I picture how he would wipe his tear from his eye with his index finger, which was one of many of his trademark moves. It's kinda strange how this affected me. I didn't cry much at first. But when I went to the funeral and saw my dad, I broke down and couldn't hold anything back. Seeing my brothers and sisters do the same made it even harder. It was the most emotional moment of my life. In those couple of days that I was with my family, I learned a great deal about myself. More than I've learned my entire life. I went through some crazy shit my senior year of high school, and no matter how much that I thought that I was a piece of shit or I wasn't doing enough or etcetera.... My dad would always tell me how proud he was of me. Even later on life, he would always say "Chris, I'm so proud of what you've become and what you've done". That always made me feel good, because I knew he genuinely meant it. My dad was one of the most honest men in the world, to the point he would piss you off because he was right or make you feel like a million dollars. I remember when he came to my first wrestling show and he told me how proud of me he was. He told me I was a natural and that he had a new respect for pro wrestling. You see my dad is a huge sports nut. Hes been a hardcore San Diego Padres and Charges fan for longer than I can remember, and I remember a lot. So for him to say that was one of the best moments of my life. Anyway, what I was getting at was that he wanted all of his kids to be happy, and that hes proud of all of us. Every time I think about him, I get filled with overwhelming love. Anytime I think life is hard, I think about how he always told me how proud of me he was, and it makes life easier. He taught me how to enjoy life and how fun it is to learn. I just wish he could have seen me win a championship. I dedicate every match I do to Frank "Skip" Straka. He was a good American, a great man; but a better father, there is none. I love you dad.

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Give'em the FINGER

BEST TATTOO EVERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

Random Wrestling Video 3-18-08

When I think of crazy I think Michael Jackson. When I think of crazy person who could possibly eat children and rape small animals, I think of the beautiful Scott Steiner....

Quote of the day 03-18-2008

Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy.
William Butler Yeats

Town Called Dildo...

Imagine, if you will. A place so awesome it was named after a sex toy. Now imagine that place to be in Newfoundland. Now what if I told you such a place exists, such a town. A town called DILDO.....

Robocop is getting a remake.....where's my suicide pills

I can't believe Robocop is gonna be remade!!! I mean what the fuck?? Are the movie studios so uncreative now, they've resorted to remaking movies that don't need to be remade?? I'm sure they have a list of movies that are hits in one form of another and they a have a mongoose with the name of one movie attached to it fight a snake with the name of another movie attached to it, and whichever wins is the movie they make. Stupid fuckers, stop remaking movies and buy a script from me! I gots all kind of ideas for crazy shit, like 40 Year-old-virgin vs Predator! I mean think about it, it'll make millions. But I digress, I'm shocked and appalled, that they would even consider ruining a masterpiece. " Hey let's remake the Mona Lisa." " Sure, we'll put fake tits on her and make her single mom that's a lesbian!" Brilliant, just brilliant. Anyway here's an artical lifted from arrow in the head explaining this travesty.

MGM is planning an exciting fall and winter release schedule. In partnership with Sony Pictures Entertainment, MGM will bring new installments of two of its tentpole franchises -- the new James Bond movie QUANTUM OF SOLACE and Steve Martin in PINK PANTHER 2. MGM will also release United Artists' international thriller VALKYRIE, starring Tom Cruise on October 3. With the appointment of Parent, MGM will enter its new phase of evolution by focusing on its major movie franchises highlighted by JAMES BOND and PINK PANTHER sequels, THE HOBBIT, THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR 2, THE OUTER LIMITS, ROBOCOP, DEATH WISH and FAME, among others.

I hate life.......

Random Thought issue #4 03-15-2008

I hate monkeys, they look like crazy kids jumping around in chewbacca costumes.

Supervillain Flow chart #1

And now, a peek inside the demented mind of a villain.....

I love pictures

Quote of the day 03-15-2008

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.
Oscar Wilde

Michael J Fox is METAL!

OMG ROTFL! This is sick

Ny Governor Eliot Spitzer

So people have been asking me all week, " What are you're thoughts on the Eliot Spitzer controversy Chris?" You all really wanna know what I think? Unless his controversy involves the banning of comic books, Transformers, or hot women, I could give a fuck. No, but seriously, I think the guy is one huge walking douchebag. I mean come on, he went around telling the whole world about how he was gonna abolish crime in New York and he took down prostitution rings. Well guess who tripped and fell into a hooker's vagina? You! You fucking hypocrite! Ah yes it's good to know that are trustworthy politicians are hard at work fucking 22 year old hookers who have myspace, and aspire to be in the music industry. Good thing they aren't out making the country better! But on the real, I don't live in New York and I could care less, I just feel bad for his family.

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Random Thought issue #3 03-13-2008

I think facebook has too many applications, and not enough faces or books.

Random Wrestling Video 3-12-08

I'm gonna use todays usual spot for a funny video to take time to educate everyone on an awesome pro from japan. His name is Shuji Kondo. In this video he's actually in the second half, he's the big guy with the crazy mohawk. Learn yer asses on this bad mutha fucka.

Random Hot Girl #2 3-12-2008

Dang this chick is hot!! Hmm I love search engines!

Dearest Kamia,

Dearest Kamia,
Lest you forget, I'm a Linebacker and you are Immaculate. Too bad fat white girls love you.Kamia loves Chicken

I rest now, for the journey I incur, is long and rewarding.

Ode to super heroes

This is an SNL short about superheroes, its not funny until the end. But post worthy none the less.

Random Wrestling Video 3-10-08

Behold!!! My future daughter!!

Random Thought issue #2 03-10-2008

So if people without homes are called homeless, then are people with homes called homeplus?? Thank you....

So my Transformers

For those who haven't had the pleasure to come to my house, I have a very expansive action figure collection. The first thing people say is "OMG! I can't believe you have this many toys, you fucking nerd!" and then I proceed to throw there ass off of my balcony onto a bum. making sure I don't kill them because they're usually my friend and killing your friends is bad. Anyway my room is a fucking museum. The prize possession of this "museum" you ask? My muthafuckin' Transformers! I have over a 100 of these and I just started collecting them in June, so right before the movie hit. I don't have enough time to post pics today of my collection, but I will post something great. I'm so damn cool that I customized a Barricade toy to have flashing police lights. Yes, I know what you're thinking, "How can this guy possibly be single?" And I say simply, because I wanna spend my money on Transformers.

Random Girl #1 03-10-2008

So I will be posting a random hot girl I find. I am simply gonna google hot girl, or something to that effect, and post her if I think shes hot. I don't know her name, but dammit, I like her.

Shaun of the dead creators take over Marvel

So Shaun of the Dead is awesome and Hot Fuzz is the shit. What happaneds when these creators take on a Marvel Comics character for their next project?? Pure awesomeness I predict. So after marvel finishes a couple of other movies, they're gonna make Avengers. First Iron Man, and then the new Hulk movie.....oh gawd geekgasm......hmmmm. Anyway I was over at arrow in the head
and lifted the following article:

SHAUN OF THE DEAD and HOT FUZZ mastermind, Edgar Wright (above with a zombie), is hard at work at several upcoming projects. The director with the "golden genre touch" spoke recently about one interesting “little” pic in particular—his adaptation of Marvel’s ANT-MAN. Here’s what Mr. Wright had to say:

"It’s written and we’re doing a second draft of it. It’s going to be less overtly comedic than anything else I’ve ever done. It’s more of a full-on action adventure sci-fi film but with a comedic element – in the same spirit of a lot of escapist fare like that. It’s certainly not a superhero spoof or pastiche and it certainly isn’t a sort of 'Honey I Shrunk The Kids' endeavor at all."

Too bad about the “non-Honey I Shrunk The Kids” route. The world is in need of Rick Moranis now more than ever! However, ANT-MAN does sound like an ideal project for someone with Wright’s pedigree. In my mind, the dude can do no wrong. The flick’s synopsis reads like this:

Biochemist Dr. Hank Pym uses his latest discovery, a group of subatomic particles, to create a size-altering formula. Though his first self-test goes awry, he develops an instrument that helps him communicate with and control insects.

Sounds like the usual kind of superhero fare. Let’s hope that Mr. Wright is able to up the ante. (My apologies for the lame f-ing pun. It’s early.)

Pro Wrestling clip of the day 03-08-2008

OH MY GAWD!!!

Random Thought issue #1 03-08-2008

Why do cheetos smell like feet? I mean really, who the fuck thought it was alright to sell a snack that smelled like stank ass feet???? " Hmmm these cheesy things really smell like feet, and they're delicious. We'll make millions!!!" And what does that say about society that millions of americans eat this shit with little regard to the fact that they smell like funky 10k walk feet. Sick fucks, that's what americans are. Sick fucks with a foot fetish. I'm gonna eat some funyons.

Extra tidbit: I was talking to Jen, an employee of the comic store I frequent, and she told me how her friend's kid found a piece of shit in a cheetos bag. The kid almost ate until his mom saw what it was and saved the kid. Needless to say there is a pending court case. This is a 100% true story. But what I want to know is, why did the cheetos still smell like fucking feet??

Jenny Chu: Asian Woman With a BOOOTAY

Let me tell you why I think this girl is hot. First of all she is hot and she has a nice ass. There aren't too many Asian girls out there that I'm really attracted to. That's what makes this one so special...... her awesome butt. My favorite part on a woman besides her eyes, smile, and legs. I don't care if you think I'm a pervert because I am....... I'm tired like a fat woman on Jerry Springer. And now the wondrous bootay that is Jenny Chu

Kung Faux

Man if you like hip hop and kung fu as much as me you'll think this is funny shit. If not fuck you.

Will Arnett + Human Giant = FUNNY AS BALLS

Well this video is self explanatory and Will Arnett should win an Oscar. Enjoy

Kid obssessed with the Myspace

OH MY GOD!! THIS IS FUNNY AS SHIET!!! No explanation needed I swear.


Myspace is ruining my family.

Watchmen Character Pictures

So I just peeped these out. What is Watchmen you ask?? Only the greatest graphic novel ever!!!!! It's one of Time magazines top 10 greatest novels of all time, not graphic novels of all time, but novels of all time. That's how fanfuckingtastic it is. So I must say the only guy to bring this movie to life would have to be as good as the guy that did 300, one of the other best graphic novels. Oh, what's that you say?? It is the same director and creative team??? Zak muthfuckin' Snyder!!! Awesome, this movie is gonna pwn hard and it will probably give a nerd boner. Anyway the costumes look great. The movie will be released March 6, 2009. Here are Jeffrey Dean Morgan as The Comedian, Patrick Wilson as Nite Owl, Matthew Goode as Ozymandias, Jackie Earle Haley as Rorschach, and Malin Akerman as Silk Spectre! If you don't know who's who, then you shouldn't be on my blog.

I am Legend alternate suckage

Well I guess I'm in the minority that thought I am Legend SUCKED DONKEY BALLS!!! But fuck you for not picking up a book and reading what the movie was based on. While most of the movie was good the ending totally ruined the whole point behind the story. I'm not gonna tell you what that ending was just read the fucking book. Anyway I saw this and decided to post it, while it's not a better ending, it is different. As in the "transvestites dancing the night away" different. Hmm only if they gone with the book ending.....

Sabretooth= Pussy

So there's finally a picture of Liev Schreiber as Sabretooth from the Wolverine movie. So what do I think???? I think he looks nothing like Sabretooth, I mean c'mon! He's clearly shorter than Hugh Jackman and (while I'm no Body Builder) is clearly not in shape enough to play him. I do , however, believe this movie will be awesome and he will act his way through the part. Alright well it's late like a pregnant lady, so I'm done.


P.S. The guy thats playing Gambit sucks ass Kamia!

Random Wrestling Video 3-05-08

So I haven't posted in a while, wanna fight about it?? Anyway I bring you chocolate pro wrestling goodness.........

p.s. I think the best part is the beginning banter between Macho Man and Mean Gene.

Bye Bye 2 aka Random PW video 2-28-08 Bday Edition

As I will not have access to a computer tomorrow, here it is. Random pro wrestlng video SUPER B-DAY EDITION !!!!!!!!

Bye BYE

So tomorrow is my Bday and I'm turning 25, woopty doo. So tomorrow morning I'm off to vegas with my friends. Should be an Interesting weekend full of boozing and nonsense. I've never been to vegas so hopefully I'll find some crazy shit to do. Oh yes there will be pictures...........just watch what you do Kamia, I'm going to Las Vegas to chew bubblegum and take pictures, and I'm all outta gum...

Random Wrestling Clip of the day 2-27-2008

This is so random and just well, kinda funny, freakin japanese!

They are Kung Fu grip!

So I happened to be over trolling on action-figure.com and saw  these awesome kung fu action figures. i know what your saying: "How come these weren't around when I was a kid watching these movies?" You know what I say to you? Shut the fuck up and buy these BAMF's anyway! The company that makes these fine pieces of Shawscope come to life are NECA. Does the name sound familiar? No? Well why the hell are you looking at my blog then pissant?!!?! Anyway they're responsible for figures from the following movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Kill Bill, Evil Dead, Friday the 13th, Lost Boys, Nightmare on Elm St., Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Aliens vs Predator, etc. etc....... I know those figures don't move much, and you're thinking: "How much fun can kung fu figures be if they're in pre-posed positions?" Well, guess what? These mutha fuckas have 40 points of articulation!!! Yeah so they're right up there with the marvel legends. Oh yeah the figures are based off of 8 Diagram Pole Fighter and The 36th Chamber, in case you were wondering. So we get a bad ass Gordon Liu!!! Yeah BOOOOOOOOOYYY!! If you haven't seen either one of those movies I suggest you get a Net Flix account and rent'em asshole!

Ric Doom

Well I love doom as much as the next guy, and I would have probably loved it more if it had a boom box with this great 80's tune. Let's watch.....

Wrestling video of the day

By god i love japanese pro wrestling and all of its genius!

GI JOE the MOVIE!!!!

Alright so, if you were male and born in the 80's, like me, two things were awesome:

1.Transformers

2.GI JOE

So the first one we got a kick-ass movie, and the second is currently in production. I know GI JOE you say! yes go joe Mother Fuckers. The movie is set to open August 7, 2009 and will be directed by Stephen Sommers. Stephen Sommers has also directed  such gems as: The Mummy(cool), Mummy Returns(not bad),Van Helsing(vomit....im not hopeful), and Revenge of the Mummy: the RIDE (magic 8 ball says..."outlook not so good"). So his resume doesn't impress me, maybe the cast will:

Channing Tatum as Duke(WTF?? the guy from step up??? kill me...)

Sienna Miller as Baroness(she's hot but as you can tell from the pictures below from the movie, her hair isn't black.... she better dye that shit!)

Dennis Quaid as General Hawk(sweet!)

Rachel Nichols as Scarlett (she's a ginger and hot!)

Ray Park as Snake Eyes (Snake Eyes > Darth Maul)

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Heavy Duty (Mr. Eko. yesss!)

Marlon Wayans as Ripcord (oh god no why is this talentless prick in this?)

Arnold Vosloo as Zartan (Zartan > Darkman sequels) 

Christopher Eccelston as Destro(Damn Good Actor)

Byung-hun Lee as Storm Shadow (well as long as he's asian)

So the cast is 70/30 I don' t want Duke dancing and Marlon Wayans telling dick and fart jokes pleeeeeease. Supposedly Destro is the head of Cobra in the movie, he better not fucking be or I'm starting an online petition to have Cobra Commander be in this travesty. Transformers was awesome, please Hasbro, don't let them fuck up one of my childhood icons. 

P.S. Sienna miller is still hot

Tomorrow

So I'm thinking about getting a haircut tomorrow b/c on thursday im going with my friends to Las Vegas. Now when you go to Vegas you gotta look fly. So I will post pics tomorrow because that's what this is for.

Ted DiBiase Basketball

I saw this and thought this was the most jacked up thing ever poor black kid.

My New Blog

So I made a blog.....hmmmmmmmmmm. What kind of madness will be on blog you say?? Well, if you know me at all, it'll be completely random and probably have a lot of grammar mistakes. But I digress. I'm gonna have lots of cool stuff, like: pictures, words, awesome pictures, videos, toys, mores words, transformers, pictures, and movie reviews. Because I have a netflix account, expect a lot. Now look above for something random.