Give'em the FINGER

BEST TATTOO EVERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

Random Wrestling Video 3-18-08

When I think of crazy I think Michael Jackson. When I think of crazy person who could possibly eat children and rape small animals, I think of the beautiful Scott Steiner....

Quote of the day 03-18-2008

Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy.
William Butler Yeats

Town Called Dildo...

Imagine, if you will. A place so awesome it was named after a sex toy. Now imagine that place to be in Newfoundland. Now what if I told you such a place exists, such a town. A town called DILDO.....

Robocop is getting a remake.....where's my suicide pills

I can't believe Robocop is gonna be remade!!! I mean what the fuck?? Are the movie studios so uncreative now, they've resorted to remaking movies that don't need to be remade?? I'm sure they have a list of movies that are hits in one form of another and they a have a mongoose with the name of one movie attached to it fight a snake with the name of another movie attached to it, and whichever wins is the movie they make. Stupid fuckers, stop remaking movies and buy a script from me! I gots all kind of ideas for crazy shit, like 40 Year-old-virgin vs Predator! I mean think about it, it'll make millions. But I digress, I'm shocked and appalled, that they would even consider ruining a masterpiece. " Hey let's remake the Mona Lisa." " Sure, we'll put fake tits on her and make her single mom that's a lesbian!" Brilliant, just brilliant. Anyway here's an artical lifted from arrow in the head explaining this travesty.

MGM is planning an exciting fall and winter release schedule. In partnership with Sony Pictures Entertainment, MGM will bring new installments of two of its tentpole franchises -- the new James Bond movie QUANTUM OF SOLACE and Steve Martin in PINK PANTHER 2. MGM will also release United Artists' international thriller VALKYRIE, starring Tom Cruise on October 3. With the appointment of Parent, MGM will enter its new phase of evolution by focusing on its major movie franchises highlighted by JAMES BOND and PINK PANTHER sequels, THE HOBBIT, THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR 2, THE OUTER LIMITS, ROBOCOP, DEATH WISH and FAME, among others.

I hate life.......

Random Thought issue #4 03-15-2008

I hate monkeys, they look like crazy kids jumping around in chewbacca costumes.

Supervillain Flow chart #1

And now, a peek inside the demented mind of a villain.....

I love pictures

Quote of the day 03-15-2008

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.
Oscar Wilde

Michael J Fox is METAL!

OMG ROTFL! This is sick

Ny Governor Eliot Spitzer

So people have been asking me all week, " What are you're thoughts on the Eliot Spitzer controversy Chris?" You all really wanna know what I think? Unless his controversy involves the banning of comic books, Transformers, or hot women, I could give a fuck. No, but seriously, I think the guy is one huge walking douchebag. I mean come on, he went around telling the whole world about how he was gonna abolish crime in New York and he took down prostitution rings. Well guess who tripped and fell into a hooker's vagina? You! You fucking hypocrite! Ah yes it's good to know that are trustworthy politicians are hard at work fucking 22 year old hookers who have myspace, and aspire to be in the music industry. Good thing they aren't out making the country better! But on the real, I don't live in New York and I could care less, I just feel bad for his family.

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Random Thought issue #3 03-13-2008

I think facebook has too many applications, and not enough faces or books.

Random Wrestling Video 3-12-08

I'm gonna use todays usual spot for a funny video to take time to educate everyone on an awesome pro from japan. His name is Shuji Kondo. In this video he's actually in the second half, he's the big guy with the crazy mohawk. Learn yer asses on this bad mutha fucka.

Random Hot Girl #2 3-12-2008

Dang this chick is hot!! Hmm I love search engines!

Dearest Kamia,

Dearest Kamia,
Lest you forget, I'm a Linebacker and you are Immaculate. Too bad fat white girls love you.Kamia loves Chicken

I rest now, for the journey I incur, is long and rewarding.

Ode to super heroes

This is an SNL short about superheroes, its not funny until the end. But post worthy none the less.

Random Wrestling Video 3-10-08

Behold!!! My future daughter!!

Random Thought issue #2 03-10-2008

So if people without homes are called homeless, then are people with homes called homeplus?? Thank you....

So my Transformers

For those who haven't had the pleasure to come to my house, I have a very expansive action figure collection. The first thing people say is "OMG! I can't believe you have this many toys, you fucking nerd!" and then I proceed to throw there ass off of my balcony onto a bum. making sure I don't kill them because they're usually my friend and killing your friends is bad. Anyway my room is a fucking museum. The prize possession of this "museum" you ask? My muthafuckin' Transformers! I have over a 100 of these and I just started collecting them in June, so right before the movie hit. I don't have enough time to post pics today of my collection, but I will post something great. I'm so damn cool that I customized a Barricade toy to have flashing police lights. Yes, I know what you're thinking, "How can this guy possibly be single?" And I say simply, because I wanna spend my money on Transformers.

Random Girl #1 03-10-2008

So I will be posting a random hot girl I find. I am simply gonna google hot girl, or something to that effect, and post her if I think shes hot. I don't know her name, but dammit, I like her.

Shaun of the dead creators take over Marvel

So Shaun of the Dead is awesome and Hot Fuzz is the shit. What happaneds when these creators take on a Marvel Comics character for their next project?? Pure awesomeness I predict. So after marvel finishes a couple of other movies, they're gonna make Avengers. First Iron Man, and then the new Hulk movie.....oh gawd geekgasm......hmmmm. Anyway I was over at arrow in the head
and lifted the following article:

SHAUN OF THE DEAD and HOT FUZZ mastermind, Edgar Wright (above with a zombie), is hard at work at several upcoming projects. The director with the "golden genre touch" spoke recently about one interesting “little” pic in particular—his adaptation of Marvel’s ANT-MAN. Here’s what Mr. Wright had to say:

"It’s written and we’re doing a second draft of it. It’s going to be less overtly comedic than anything else I’ve ever done. It’s more of a full-on action adventure sci-fi film but with a comedic element – in the same spirit of a lot of escapist fare like that. It’s certainly not a superhero spoof or pastiche and it certainly isn’t a sort of 'Honey I Shrunk The Kids' endeavor at all."

Too bad about the “non-Honey I Shrunk The Kids” route. The world is in need of Rick Moranis now more than ever! However, ANT-MAN does sound like an ideal project for someone with Wright’s pedigree. In my mind, the dude can do no wrong. The flick’s synopsis reads like this:

Biochemist Dr. Hank Pym uses his latest discovery, a group of subatomic particles, to create a size-altering formula. Though his first self-test goes awry, he develops an instrument that helps him communicate with and control insects.

Sounds like the usual kind of superhero fare. Let’s hope that Mr. Wright is able to up the ante. (My apologies for the lame f-ing pun. It’s early.)

Pro Wrestling clip of the day 03-08-2008

OH MY GAWD!!!

Random Thought issue #1 03-08-2008

Why do cheetos smell like feet? I mean really, who the fuck thought it was alright to sell a snack that smelled like stank ass feet???? " Hmmm these cheesy things really smell like feet, and they're delicious. We'll make millions!!!" And what does that say about society that millions of americans eat this shit with little regard to the fact that they smell like funky 10k walk feet. Sick fucks, that's what americans are. Sick fucks with a foot fetish. I'm gonna eat some funyons.

Extra tidbit: I was talking to Jen, an employee of the comic store I frequent, and she told me how her friend's kid found a piece of shit in a cheetos bag. The kid almost ate until his mom saw what it was and saved the kid. Needless to say there is a pending court case. This is a 100% true story. But what I want to know is, why did the cheetos still smell like fucking feet??

Jenny Chu: Asian Woman With a BOOOTAY

Let me tell you why I think this girl is hot. First of all she is hot and she has a nice ass. There aren't too many Asian girls out there that I'm really attracted to. That's what makes this one so special...... her awesome butt. My favorite part on a woman besides her eyes, smile, and legs. I don't care if you think I'm a pervert because I am....... I'm tired like a fat woman on Jerry Springer. And now the wondrous bootay that is Jenny Chu

Kung Faux

Man if you like hip hop and kung fu as much as me you'll think this is funny shit. If not fuck you.

Will Arnett + Human Giant = FUNNY AS BALLS

Well this video is self explanatory and Will Arnett should win an Oscar. Enjoy

Kid obssessed with the Myspace

OH MY GOD!! THIS IS FUNNY AS SHIET!!! No explanation needed I swear.


Myspace is ruining my family.

Watchmen Character Pictures

So I just peeped these out. What is Watchmen you ask?? Only the greatest graphic novel ever!!!!! It's one of Time magazines top 10 greatest novels of all time, not graphic novels of all time, but novels of all time. That's how fanfuckingtastic it is. So I must say the only guy to bring this movie to life would have to be as good as the guy that did 300, one of the other best graphic novels. Oh, what's that you say?? It is the same director and creative team??? Zak muthfuckin' Snyder!!! Awesome, this movie is gonna pwn hard and it will probably give a nerd boner. Anyway the costumes look great. The movie will be released March 6, 2009. Here are Jeffrey Dean Morgan as The Comedian, Patrick Wilson as Nite Owl, Matthew Goode as Ozymandias, Jackie Earle Haley as Rorschach, and Malin Akerman as Silk Spectre! If you don't know who's who, then you shouldn't be on my blog.

I am Legend alternate suckage

Well I guess I'm in the minority that thought I am Legend SUCKED DONKEY BALLS!!! But fuck you for not picking up a book and reading what the movie was based on. While most of the movie was good the ending totally ruined the whole point behind the story. I'm not gonna tell you what that ending was just read the fucking book. Anyway I saw this and decided to post it, while it's not a better ending, it is different. As in the "transvestites dancing the night away" different. Hmm only if they gone with the book ending.....

Sabretooth= Pussy

So there's finally a picture of Liev Schreiber as Sabretooth from the Wolverine movie. So what do I think???? I think he looks nothing like Sabretooth, I mean c'mon! He's clearly shorter than Hugh Jackman and (while I'm no Body Builder) is clearly not in shape enough to play him. I do , however, believe this movie will be awesome and he will act his way through the part. Alright well it's late like a pregnant lady, so I'm done.


P.S. The guy thats playing Gambit sucks ass Kamia!

Random Wrestling Video 3-05-08

So I haven't posted in a while, wanna fight about it?? Anyway I bring you chocolate pro wrestling goodness.........

p.s. I think the best part is the beginning banter between Macho Man and Mean Gene.