So my Transformers

For those who haven't had the pleasure to come to my house, I have a very expansive action figure collection. The first thing people say is "OMG! I can't believe you have this many toys, you fucking nerd!" and then I proceed to throw there ass off of my balcony onto a bum. making sure I don't kill them because they're usually my friend and killing your friends is bad. Anyway my room is a fucking museum. The prize possession of this "museum" you ask? My muthafuckin' Transformers! I have over a 100 of these and I just started collecting them in June, so right before the movie hit. I don't have enough time to post pics today of my collection, but I will post something great. I'm so damn cool that I customized a Barricade toy to have flashing police lights. Yes, I know what you're thinking, "How can this guy possibly be single?" And I say simply, because I wanna spend my money on Transformers.

GI JOE the MOVIE!!!!

Alright so, if you were male and born in the 80's, like me, two things were awesome:

1.Transformers

2.GI JOE

So the first one we got a kick-ass movie, and the second is currently in production. I know GI JOE you say! yes go joe Mother Fuckers. The movie is set to open August 7, 2009 and will be directed by Stephen Sommers. Stephen Sommers has also directed  such gems as: The Mummy(cool), Mummy Returns(not bad),Van Helsing(vomit....im not hopeful), and Revenge of the Mummy: the RIDE (magic 8 ball says..."outlook not so good"). So his resume doesn't impress me, maybe the cast will:

Channing Tatum as Duke(WTF?? the guy from step up??? kill me...)

Sienna Miller as Baroness(she's hot but as you can tell from the pictures below from the movie, her hair isn't black.... she better dye that shit!)

Dennis Quaid as General Hawk(sweet!)

Rachel Nichols as Scarlett (she's a ginger and hot!)

Ray Park as Snake Eyes (Snake Eyes > Darth Maul)

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Heavy Duty (Mr. Eko. yesss!)

Marlon Wayans as Ripcord (oh god no why is this talentless prick in this?)

Arnold Vosloo as Zartan (Zartan > Darkman sequels) 

Christopher Eccelston as Destro(Damn Good Actor)

Byung-hun Lee as Storm Shadow (well as long as he's asian)

So the cast is 70/30 I don' t want Duke dancing and Marlon Wayans telling dick and fart jokes pleeeeeease. Supposedly Destro is the head of Cobra in the movie, he better not fucking be or I'm starting an online petition to have Cobra Commander be in this travesty. Transformers was awesome, please Hasbro, don't let them fuck up one of my childhood icons. 

P.S. Sienna miller is still hot