Gi JOe the Movie Update

So its no secret that I made friends in the industry. So they passed me this hidden clip from the new GI JOE Movie. Play it fast Ill probably take it down soon.

2nd Iron Man cameo!?!?!?

So if youre awesome, like me, then you obviously saw Iron Man and saw the Nick Fury cameo after the credits. Fuck you if you didnt and fuck you if you just said "Thanks for not putting spoiler warnings" well fuck you this aint no goddamn forum. well anyway, i was at joblo.com and came across this(which I think is awsome btw):

Most of us have seen or at least heard of the cameo Sam Jackson makes in IRON MAN as Nick Fury recruiting Tony Stark for the "Avenger Initiative" but did any of you also happen to notice that when Stark is taking his suit off after his dogfight with the F-22's, off to the left on his workbench, can be seen what appears to be some sort of prototype of Captain America's shield? The folks at io9 were astute enough to catch this little nugget and you can click through for a bigger version of the below pic to ascertain whether or not this is really the shield. What do you guys think? credit: Omar Aviles

Oh and I thought this was great

Robocop is getting a remake.....where's my suicide pills

I can't believe Robocop is gonna be remade!!! I mean what the fuck?? Are the movie studios so uncreative now, they've resorted to remaking movies that don't need to be remade?? I'm sure they have a list of movies that are hits in one form of another and they a have a mongoose with the name of one movie attached to it fight a snake with the name of another movie attached to it, and whichever wins is the movie they make. Stupid fuckers, stop remaking movies and buy a script from me! I gots all kind of ideas for crazy shit, like 40 Year-old-virgin vs Predator! I mean think about it, it'll make millions. But I digress, I'm shocked and appalled, that they would even consider ruining a masterpiece. " Hey let's remake the Mona Lisa." " Sure, we'll put fake tits on her and make her single mom that's a lesbian!" Brilliant, just brilliant. Anyway here's an artical lifted from arrow in the head explaining this travesty.

MGM is planning an exciting fall and winter release schedule. In partnership with Sony Pictures Entertainment, MGM will bring new installments of two of its tentpole franchises -- the new James Bond movie QUANTUM OF SOLACE and Steve Martin in PINK PANTHER 2. MGM will also release United Artists' international thriller VALKYRIE, starring Tom Cruise on October 3. With the appointment of Parent, MGM will enter its new phase of evolution by focusing on its major movie franchises highlighted by JAMES BOND and PINK PANTHER sequels, THE HOBBIT, THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR 2, THE OUTER LIMITS, ROBOCOP, DEATH WISH and FAME, among others.

I hate life.......

Shaun of the dead creators take over Marvel

So Shaun of the Dead is awesome and Hot Fuzz is the shit. What happaneds when these creators take on a Marvel Comics character for their next project?? Pure awesomeness I predict. So after marvel finishes a couple of other movies, they're gonna make Avengers. First Iron Man, and then the new Hulk movie.....oh gawd geekgasm......hmmmm. Anyway I was over at arrow in the head
and lifted the following article:

SHAUN OF THE DEAD and HOT FUZZ mastermind, Edgar Wright (above with a zombie), is hard at work at several upcoming projects. The director with the "golden genre touch" spoke recently about one interesting “little” pic in particular—his adaptation of Marvel’s ANT-MAN. Here’s what Mr. Wright had to say:

"It’s written and we’re doing a second draft of it. It’s going to be less overtly comedic than anything else I’ve ever done. It’s more of a full-on action adventure sci-fi film but with a comedic element – in the same spirit of a lot of escapist fare like that. It’s certainly not a superhero spoof or pastiche and it certainly isn’t a sort of 'Honey I Shrunk The Kids' endeavor at all."

Too bad about the “non-Honey I Shrunk The Kids” route. The world is in need of Rick Moranis now more than ever! However, ANT-MAN does sound like an ideal project for someone with Wright’s pedigree. In my mind, the dude can do no wrong. The flick’s synopsis reads like this:

Biochemist Dr. Hank Pym uses his latest discovery, a group of subatomic particles, to create a size-altering formula. Though his first self-test goes awry, he develops an instrument that helps him communicate with and control insects.

Sounds like the usual kind of superhero fare. Let’s hope that Mr. Wright is able to up the ante. (My apologies for the lame f-ing pun. It’s early.)

Watchmen Character Pictures

So I just peeped these out. What is Watchmen you ask?? Only the greatest graphic novel ever!!!!! It's one of Time magazines top 10 greatest novels of all time, not graphic novels of all time, but novels of all time. That's how fanfuckingtastic it is. So I must say the only guy to bring this movie to life would have to be as good as the guy that did 300, one of the other best graphic novels. Oh, what's that you say?? It is the same director and creative team??? Zak muthfuckin' Snyder!!! Awesome, this movie is gonna pwn hard and it will probably give a nerd boner. Anyway the costumes look great. The movie will be released March 6, 2009. Here are Jeffrey Dean Morgan as The Comedian, Patrick Wilson as Nite Owl, Matthew Goode as Ozymandias, Jackie Earle Haley as Rorschach, and Malin Akerman as Silk Spectre! If you don't know who's who, then you shouldn't be on my blog.

I am Legend alternate suckage

Well I guess I'm in the minority that thought I am Legend SUCKED DONKEY BALLS!!! But fuck you for not picking up a book and reading what the movie was based on. While most of the movie was good the ending totally ruined the whole point behind the story. I'm not gonna tell you what that ending was just read the fucking book. Anyway I saw this and decided to post it, while it's not a better ending, it is different. As in the "transvestites dancing the night away" different. Hmm only if they gone with the book ending.....

They are Kung Fu grip!

So I happened to be over trolling on action-figure.com and saw  these awesome kung fu action figures. i know what your saying: "How come these weren't around when I was a kid watching these movies?" You know what I say to you? Shut the fuck up and buy these BAMF's anyway! The company that makes these fine pieces of Shawscope come to life are NECA. Does the name sound familiar? No? Well why the hell are you looking at my blog then pissant?!!?! Anyway they're responsible for figures from the following movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Kill Bill, Evil Dead, Friday the 13th, Lost Boys, Nightmare on Elm St., Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Aliens vs Predator, etc. etc....... I know those figures don't move much, and you're thinking: "How much fun can kung fu figures be if they're in pre-posed positions?" Well, guess what? These mutha fuckas have 40 points of articulation!!! Yeah so they're right up there with the marvel legends. Oh yeah the figures are based off of 8 Diagram Pole Fighter and The 36th Chamber, in case you were wondering. So we get a bad ass Gordon Liu!!! Yeah BOOOOOOOOOYYY!! If you haven't seen either one of those movies I suggest you get a Net Flix account and rent'em asshole!

GI JOE the MOVIE!!!!

Alright so, if you were male and born in the 80's, like me, two things were awesome:

1.Transformers

2.GI JOE

So the first one we got a kick-ass movie, and the second is currently in production. I know GI JOE you say! yes go joe Mother Fuckers. The movie is set to open August 7, 2009 and will be directed by Stephen Sommers. Stephen Sommers has also directed  such gems as: The Mummy(cool), Mummy Returns(not bad),Van Helsing(vomit....im not hopeful), and Revenge of the Mummy: the RIDE (magic 8 ball says..."outlook not so good"). So his resume doesn't impress me, maybe the cast will:

Channing Tatum as Duke(WTF?? the guy from step up??? kill me...)

Sienna Miller as Baroness(she's hot but as you can tell from the pictures below from the movie, her hair isn't black.... she better dye that shit!)

Dennis Quaid as General Hawk(sweet!)

Rachel Nichols as Scarlett (she's a ginger and hot!)

Ray Park as Snake Eyes (Snake Eyes > Darth Maul)

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Heavy Duty (Mr. Eko. yesss!)

Marlon Wayans as Ripcord (oh god no why is this talentless prick in this?)

Arnold Vosloo as Zartan (Zartan > Darkman sequels) 

Christopher Eccelston as Destro(Damn Good Actor)

Byung-hun Lee as Storm Shadow (well as long as he's asian)

So the cast is 70/30 I don' t want Duke dancing and Marlon Wayans telling dick and fart jokes pleeeeeease. Supposedly Destro is the head of Cobra in the movie, he better not fucking be or I'm starting an online petition to have Cobra Commander be in this travesty. Transformers was awesome, please Hasbro, don't let them fuck up one of my childhood icons. 

P.S. Sienna miller is still hot