So my Transformers

For those who haven't had the pleasure to come to my house, I have a very expansive action figure collection. The first thing people say is "OMG! I can't believe you have this many toys, you fucking nerd!" and then I proceed to throw there ass off of my balcony onto a bum. making sure I don't kill them because they're usually my friend and killing your friends is bad. Anyway my room is a fucking museum. The prize possession of this "museum" you ask? My muthafuckin' Transformers! I have over a 100 of these and I just started collecting them in June, so right before the movie hit. I don't have enough time to post pics today of my collection, but I will post something great. I'm so damn cool that I customized a Barricade toy to have flashing police lights. Yes, I know what you're thinking, "How can this guy possibly be single?" And I say simply, because I wanna spend my money on Transformers.

They are Kung Fu grip!

So I happened to be over trolling on action-figure.com and saw  these awesome kung fu action figures. i know what your saying: "How come these weren't around when I was a kid watching these movies?" You know what I say to you? Shut the fuck up and buy these BAMF's anyway! The company that makes these fine pieces of Shawscope come to life are NECA. Does the name sound familiar? No? Well why the hell are you looking at my blog then pissant?!!?! Anyway they're responsible for figures from the following movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Kill Bill, Evil Dead, Friday the 13th, Lost Boys, Nightmare on Elm St., Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Aliens vs Predator, etc. etc....... I know those figures don't move much, and you're thinking: "How much fun can kung fu figures be if they're in pre-posed positions?" Well, guess what? These mutha fuckas have 40 points of articulation!!! Yeah so they're right up there with the marvel legends. Oh yeah the figures are based off of 8 Diagram Pole Fighter and The 36th Chamber, in case you were wondering. So we get a bad ass Gordon Liu!!! Yeah BOOOOOOOOOYYY!! If you haven't seen either one of those movies I suggest you get a Net Flix account and rent'em asshole!